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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.
The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.
Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing imaginable.
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body... →
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.