Oliver Herford
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often."[citation needed] "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one; go ahead, get married."[citation needed] "Many are called but few get up."[citation needed] "Only the young die good."[citation needed] "Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you."[citation needed] "What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan."[citation needed] "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet." "A man is known by the silence he keeps."