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79 quotes by Amy Sedaris

Amy Louise Sedaris (/səˈdɛər.əs/; born March 29, 1961) is an American actress, author, and comedian. She is known for playing Jerri Blank in the Comedy Central television series Strangers with Candy. She regularly collaborates with her older brother David, a humorist and author.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout... →

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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

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You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden... →

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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my... →

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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me... →

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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

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I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I... →

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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays... →

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