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19 quotes by Andy Milonakis

Andrew Michael "Andy" Milonakis (born January 30, 1976) is an American actor, writer, rapper, and comedian. He is best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2. In 2013, he began a recurring role as Roman Armond on the Comedy Central sketch Kroll Show.
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I had sadness for breakfast.

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Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

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I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

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I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with... →

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There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some... →

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There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it... →

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I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

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I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing... →

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I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

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I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

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I was a huge Internet junkie.

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I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

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