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18 quotes by April Winchell

This biographical article needs additional citations for verification. Please help by adding reliable sources. Contentious material about living persons that is unsourced or poorly sourced must be removed immediately, especially if potentially libelous or harmful. (September 2014) April Winchell Winchell with her regretsy book at ROFLCon II on April 30, 2010 Born April Terri Winchell (1960-01-04) January 4, 1960 (age 55) New York City, New...
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

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I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful... →

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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so... →

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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was... →

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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

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The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very... →

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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of... →

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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

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