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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
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