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Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary... →
It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.
I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.
It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.
About every four years, someone says to me, 'I've got a friend who looks exactly like you.' What can you say to this?
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.
Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.
I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.
I've always been interested in art.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's... →
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