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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 86 quotes by Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Mac on the set of Soul Men in Memphis, Tennessee on March 20, 2008 Birth name Bernard Jeffrey McCullough Born (1957-10-05)October 5, 1957 Chicago, Illinois, U.S. Died August 9, 2008(2008-08-09) (aged 50) Chicago, Illinois, U.S. Medium Stand-up, film, television Nationality American Years active 1977–2008 Genres Observational comedy, satire, black comedy, insult comedy Subject(s) Everyday life, marriage, parenting, family, race... Read full biography of Bernie Mac → 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ctrl → Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something. 0 There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. 0 I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs... → 0 I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing... → 0 I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being... → 0 Every time you see a black romance, it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to... → 0 When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and... → 0 It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, 'Why am I so black?' And... → 0 When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. 0 I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the... → 0 You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. 0 You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting... → 0 Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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