Bert Kalmar (1884 – 1947) was a Jewish American lyricist, who was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1970. Read full biography of Bert Kalmar →
Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!
I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!
Bert Kalmar (1884 – 1947) was a Jewish American lyricist, who was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1970.