William "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an American comedian, writer, and actor. Read full biography of Bill Burr →
Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up... →
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest... →
Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war... →
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be like, 'Alright, I got my hour down... →
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were... →
I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will... →
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's... →
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this... →
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life... →
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to... →
My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more... →
William "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an American comedian, writer, and actor.