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21 quotes by Billy Gardell

William "Billy" Gardell (born August 20, 1969) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice artist. He has been visible within the comedy world industry since 1989. Gardell currently plays police officer Mike Biggs on Mike & Molly. He also made an appearance in a dozen episodes of My Name Is Earl as a police officer. Gardell voiced Santa in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas, as well as starring on Sullivan & Son in the recurring role of...
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You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views or how... →

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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike & Molly,' wishing... →

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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I... →

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Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No... →

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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe, who knows, I'll hire myself a... →

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And what's great is, you know, while 'Mike and Molly' are working on their health, that's their flaw, the people that surround them... →

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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but... →

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You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so... →

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You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That's the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That's... →

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The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you... →

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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

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I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.

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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.

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