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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 116 quotes by Bob Newhart George Robert "Bob" Newhart (born September 5, 1929) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. Noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery, Newhart came to prominence in the 1960s when his album of comedic monologues The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart was a worldwide bestseller and reached number one on the Billboard pop album chart—it remains the 20th best-selling comedy album in history. The follow-up album, The Button-Down Mind... Read full biography of Bob Newhart → 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Ctrl → I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot... → 0 I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it... → 0 With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it's getting harder and harder I... → 0 I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put... → 0 People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less... → 0 It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by... → 0 Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. 0 I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. 0 The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour. 0 More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my... → 0 I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an... → 0 I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much. 0 I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it... → 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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116 quotes by Bob Newhart