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22 quotes by Bryan Callen

Bryan Callen Callen in April 2011 Born Bryan Christopher Callen (1967-01-26) January 26, 1967 (age 48) Manila, Philippines Occupation Actor/comedian Years active 1995–present Bryan Christopher Callen (born January 26, 1967) is an American actor and comedian. He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse. Callen got his start as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv.
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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to... →

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite.... →

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a... →

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I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

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Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back... →

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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

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As an actor, you're never busy enough.

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Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

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Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

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I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

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