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21 quotes by Chelsea Peretti

Chelsea Vanessa Peretti (born February 20, 1978) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. She is known for portraying Gina Linetti on the FOX comedy series Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Paste named her Twitter one of the "The 75 Best Twitter Accounts of 2014" ranking it at #75.
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I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

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It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your... →

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I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny... →

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When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers... →

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I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.

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On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

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Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen.

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It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you... →

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I really want to interview Larry David.

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I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community.

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I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

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People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

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So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to... →

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