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13 quotes by Chris Farley

Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farley (February 15, 1964 – December 18, 1997) was an American comedian and actor. Farley was known for his loud, energetic comedic style, and was a member of Chicago's Second City Theatre and cast member of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live between 1990 and 1995. Farley and Chris Rock were introduced as two of the show's new cast members in early 1990. In late 1997, Farley died as a result of a drug...
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

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I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs.... →

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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

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People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be... →

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I want to live fast and die young.

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I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights... →

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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

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Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else.... →

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I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them... →

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I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

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I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on... →

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Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

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Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

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