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Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
When all else fails there's always delusion.
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man... →
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is... →
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad... →
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the... →
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error... →
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running... →
There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.
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