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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
'Programming' is a four-letter word.
Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in... →
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with... →
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a... →
Anything on paper is obsolete!
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.