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16 quotes by Dan Quisenberry

MLB debut July 8, 1979 for the Kansas City Royals Last MLB appearance April 23, 1990 for the San Francisco Giants Career statistics Games pitched 674 Win–loss record 56–46 Earned run average 2.76 Saves 244 Teams Kansas City Royals (1979–1988) St. Louis Cardinals (1988–1989) San Francisco Giants (1990) Career highlights and awards 3× All-Star (1982–1984) World Series champion (1985) 5× AL Rolaids Relief Man of the...
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The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

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Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in... →

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A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

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If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

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Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.

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The future is much like the present, only longer.

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Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

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I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a... →

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Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don't have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself.

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Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live... →

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Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

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I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most... →

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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

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