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15 quotes by Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh Tosh at Boston University in September 2008. Birth name Daniel Dwight Tosh Born (1975-05-29) May 29, 1975 (age 39) Boppard, Rhineland-Palatinate, West Germany Medium Stand-up, television Years active 1997–present Genres Black comedy, observational comedy, satire, sarcasm Notable works and roles Tosh.0, Brickleberry Website www.danieltosh.com Daniel Dwight Tosh (born May 29, 1975) is an American comedian, television host, actor,...
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It's not a stereotype if it's always true.

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I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.

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Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided... →

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I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

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I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting... →

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I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And... →

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I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite... →

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I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of... →

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It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing...... →

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Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic... →

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I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am.

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It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.

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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that... →

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