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82 quotes by Dave Barry

David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in... →

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be... →

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in... →

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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