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32 quotes by David Cross

David Cross Cross at the Arrested Development 2011 reunion Born (1964-04-04) April 4, 1964 (age 50) Atlanta, Georgia, U.S. Nationality American Years active 1992–present Genres Political satire, Black comedy, Sketch comedy Influences Bill Hicks Andy Kaufman, Monty Python, Lou Costello, Steven Wright, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce Spouse Amber Tamblyn (m. 2012) Notable works and roles Host – Mr. Show Tobias Fünke in Arrested...
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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

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If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I... →

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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

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Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe... →

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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the... →

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I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got... →

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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of... →

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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

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I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

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