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43 quotes by David Letterman

David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American television host, comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He hosts the late night television talk show Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast on CBS. Letterman has been a fixture on late night television since the 1982 debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC. In 1996, David Letterman was ranked #45 on TV Guide ' s 50 Greatest TV Stars of All Time. In 2013, Letterman surpassed...
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own... →

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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

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If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.

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There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior.... →

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There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it... →

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio;... →

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There is no off position on the genius switch.

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

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