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150 quotes by Denis Leary

Denis Leary Leary performing in Minneapolis in 2010 Birth name Denis Colin Leary Born (1957-08-18) August 18, 1957 (age 57) Worcester, Massachusetts, U.S. Medium Stand up, television, film Nationality American, Irish Years active 1987–present Genres Observational comedy, Black comedy, Insult comedy, Satire, Musical comedy Influences Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison Spouse Ann Lembeck (1989–present) Children...
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I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether... →

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Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians... →

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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.

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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

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How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

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What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, 'I'm going to... →

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I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

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Firefighters don't go on strike.

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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

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My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old... →

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I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

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It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the... →

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