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18 quotes by Ellie Kemper

Elizabeth Claire "Ellie" Kemper (born May 2, 1980) is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is best known for her role as Erin Hannon in the NBC series The Office, as well as her supporting roles in the films Bridesmaids and 21 Jump Street. She is currently attached to star in the upcoming Netflix comedy Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, created by Tina Fey and Robert Carlock.
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My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't... →

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If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

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I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to... →

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I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

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I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do... →

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New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

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Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The... →

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I can't do impressions.

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I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

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I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

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I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

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I wrote comedy sketches in college.

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Improv is mostly what I've studied.

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