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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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