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30 quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Gabriel Iglesias Iglesias at the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, California, June 2008 Birth name Gabriel J. Iglecias Born (1976-07-15) July 15, 1976 (age 38) San Diego, California Medium Stand-up, television Nationality American Years active 1997–present Genres Observational comedy, Impressionist, Documentary, satire Subject(s) Mexican American culture, race relations, obesity jokes, everyday life Influences Paul Rodriguez, Eddie...
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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese.... →

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I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

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I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself... →

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Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which... →

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I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

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I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

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You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

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Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When... →

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I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

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Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate... →

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Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

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