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43 quotes by Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling Shandling at the 39th Emmy Awards, 1987 Birth name Garry Emmanuel Shandling Born (1949-11-29) November 29, 1949 (age 65) Chicago, Illinois, U.S. Medium Stand-up, Television, Film Nationality American Years active 1978–present Genres Observational comedy, Satire, Cringe comedy Subject(s) Self-deprecation, Human interaction, Everyday life Influences Woody Allen, Johnny Carson Influenced Ricky Gervais, Judd Apatow, Jon Stewart,...
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I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I realized the artist probably didn't have enough... →

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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's... →

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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is... →

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm... →

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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into... →

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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do... →

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

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