George Ade (February 9, 1866 – May 16, 1944) was an American writer, newspaper columnist, and playwright. Read full biography of George Ade →
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.