Disable ads!

19 quotes by George Lopez

This biographical article needs additional citations for verification. Please help by adding reliable sources. Contentious material about living persons that is unsourced or poorly sourced must be removed immediately, especially if potentially libelous or harmful. (July 2010) George Lopez Lopez at the Kids' Inaugural: We are the Future concert in Washington D.C. on January 19, 2009. Birth name George Lopez Born (1961-04-23) April 23, 1961...
Read full biography of George Lopez →

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

0

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

0

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great... →

0

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence... →

0

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I... →

0

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The... →

0

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

0

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

0

It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my... →

0

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.

0

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

0

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

0

I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.

0
Add a quote!
Background photo by Giuliana