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28 quotes by Ike Barinholtz

Isaac "Ike" Barinholtz (born February 18, 1977) is an American actor, comedian, voice actor and writer, best known for his role as a cast member on MADtv, from 2002–2007, and for his roles on The Mindy Project, and Eastbound & Down.
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It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or... →

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You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

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I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

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My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a... →

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Out of the 72 kids that I went to high school with, I still talk to 25 of them on a fairly regular basis. Seven of my classmates live in L.A., and... →

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I feel like we've already seen the burger truck, we've seen the lobster-roll truck. There's even healthy-food trucks now. But a... →

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There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your... →

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Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you... →

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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.

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I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and they can go south very quickly.

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I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I'd charge $1 for use.

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I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows.

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My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.

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