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37 quotes by Jason Bateman

Jason Kent Bateman (born January 14, 1969) is an American actor, director and producer who rose to prominence as a high-profile teen actor in the 1980s, in sitcoms such as Silver Spoons and The Hogan Family, before returning in the early 2000s in the role of Michael Bluth on Arrested Development, for which he won a TV Land Award, a Golden Globe, and two Satellite Awards. He has since established himself in Hollywood by appearing in several...
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I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

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And I've always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand's message into the writing process. It's like an... →

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I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

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Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

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By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay... →

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If I'm enjoying something, I'd like to be able to just have it all. Frankly, that's the way I'm approaching my career now. I'm a... →

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The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that's why you see all the synergy and people doing each other's movies.

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I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of... →

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Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he... →

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I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

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I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to... →

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A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

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If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.

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