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24 quotes by Jason Segel

Jason Jordan Segel (/siɡəl/; born January 18, 1980) is an American actor, comedian, and screenwriter. He is best known for his role as Marshall Eriksen in the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, as well as for his work with producer Judd Apatow on the television series Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared. Segel has also starred in several films, including Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Sex Tape, Knocked Up, The Muppets, Despicable Me, and The Five-Year...
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

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One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just... →

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Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of puppets. There's a big puppet musical at the... →

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I did a show called 'Freaks and Geeks' when I was very young. And I had the naivete and arrogance of youth. You know, I really assumed that... →

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I would love to play a villain someday in that I think that what I've done with my whole career is walk this tightrope between charming and... →

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Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.

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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

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There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I... →

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I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those... →

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I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a... →

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I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the... →

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I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I... →

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For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame.

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