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36 quotes by Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist, producer, and stand-up comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham:...
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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.

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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup... →

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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror... →

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The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper... →

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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

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I'm a geek to the bone.

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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

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In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year... →

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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that most people... →

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I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was slightly unusual compared... →

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It's strange because even in the vaudeville days, ventriloquists were never the main attraction. They were the guys brought out to stand in front... →

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My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they... →

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The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to... →

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