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56 quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Foxworthy at the red carpet of the 2007 American Idol season finale Birth name Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy Born (1958-09-06) September 6, 1958 (age 56) Atlanta, Georgia, U.S. Medium Stand-up, television, film, radio Years active 1984–present Genres Observational, word play, sitcom Subject(s) Culture of the Southern United States, everyday life, family, rednecks Spouse Pamela Gregg (1985–present) Children 2 Notable works and...
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to... →

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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair.... →

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure... →

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of... →

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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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