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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 31 quotes by Jeff Ross Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian, insult comic, actor, director and author. His skill is doing high-profile celebrity roasts and he is best known for his appearances in Comedy Central's Roasts and he has been dubbed "The Roastmaster General." He has appeared in various film, television, and cartoon projects. He has made appearances at events for U.S. soldiers and directed a documentary... Read full biography of Jeff Ross → 1 2 3 Ctrl → Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. 0 People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's... → 0 My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped... → 0 I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny... → 0 With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of every time... → 0 Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation... → 0 When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going and shine a... → 0 When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. 0 If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere. 0 Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and... → 0 Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our... → 0 Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. 0 I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley. 0 1 2 3 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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