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I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and... →
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I use the word conservative I do not... →
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan... →
There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.
Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.
I enjoy doing nothing.
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and... →
But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when you're young, but even so. I always like to bloody... →
The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I... →
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