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13 quotes by Jenna McCarthy

This article is an orphan, as no other articles link to it. Please introduce links to this page from related articles; try the Find link tool for suggestions. (February 2012) Jenna McCarthy Jenna McCarthy is an American author who has written the books If It Was Easy They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon: Living With and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-So-Handy Man You Married; The Parent Trip: From High Heels and Parties to...
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What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the... →

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Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the... →

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If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato... →

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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

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One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.

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The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to pierce his hairy nipple and... →

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Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.

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When you're pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there was nothing that was... →

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As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere... →

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Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday... →

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Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.

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Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!

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The bottom line is, whether you're in it or you're searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and protecting.

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