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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Cats rule the world.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
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