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10 quotes by John Mulaney

John Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live (SNL) and as a standup comedian. He is the creator and star of the Fox sitcom Mulaney. The series is a semi-autobiographical series about his life as a standup comedian and premiered on October 5, 2014.
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got... →

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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about... →

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Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me... →

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The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because... →

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You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

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I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before... →

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Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities... →

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