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33 quotes by Kevin James

Kevin George Knipfing (born April 26, 1965), better known by his stage name, Kevin James, is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. James is widely known for playing Doug Heffernan on the hit CBS sitcom The King of Queens. He is also known for his lead roles in the comedy films I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Grown Ups, Zookeeper, Here Comes the Boom, and Hitch.
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

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I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals... →

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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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A song can take you to a special time in your life.

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As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game.... →

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I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

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I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

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I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

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I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.

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If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset... →

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Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

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I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you... →

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From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

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