Kyle Christian Kinane (born December 23, 1976) is an American stand-up comedian from Addison, Illinois. Read full biography of Kyle Kinane →
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're... →
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's... →
I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to... →
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.
I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.
My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.
Kyle Christian Kinane (born December 23, 1976) is an American stand-up comedian from Addison, Illinois.