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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 31 quotes by Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Whitney on June 10, 2007 Birth name Daniel Lawrence Whitney Born (1963-02-17) February 17, 1963 (age 51) Pawnee City, Nebraska, U.S. Medium Stand-up comedy Television Film Voice-over artist Radio Books Nationality American Years active 1991–present Genres Character comedy, redneck comedy, country comedy, observational comedy, satire Subject(s) Culture of the Southern United States, obesity, human sexuality, political... Read full biography of Larry the Cable Guy → 1 2 3 Ctrl → Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. 0 We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was... → 0 It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously... → 0 I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the... → 0 What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero... → 0 I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's... → 0 I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? 0 I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm... → 0 I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the... → 0 One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first words, it was very sweet.... → 0 I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you can. I just think that's the right thing to do. 0 We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. 0 Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. 0 1 2 3 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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