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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 122 quotes by Lewis Black Lewis Black Black, December 2007 Birth name Lewis Niles Black Born (1948-08-30) August 30, 1948 (age 66) Silver Spring, Maryland, U.S. Medium Stand-up, Television, Film, Theater Nationality American Alma mater University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Yale School of Drama Years active 1981–present Genres Satire, Political satire, News satire, Observational comedy, Black comedy, Rant Subject(s) American politics, American culture,... Read full biography of Lewis Black → 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Ctrl → I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. 0 What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it... → 0 Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new... → 0 One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a... → 0 Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until... → 0 When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. 0 All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. 0 A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three... → 0 If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's... → 0 When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out. 0 It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! 0 I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. 0 People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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122 quotes by Lewis Black