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38 quotes by Marcus Brigstocke

Marcus Alexander Brigstocke (born 8 May 1973) is an English comedian, actor and satirist who has worked extensively in stand-up comedy, television, radio and in 2010-2011 musical theatre. He is particularly associated with the 6.30pm comedy slot on BBC Radio 4, having frequently appeared on several of its shows, including The Now Show.
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Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless... →

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I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and... →

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Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

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Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

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I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

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I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

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My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

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I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

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I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

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I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

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Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

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I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

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Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

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