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15 quotes by Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone Mario Cantone, April 2007 Born (1959-12-09) December 9, 1959 (age 55) Stoneham, Massachusetts, U.S. Medium Stand-up, television, film, stage Nationality American Years active 1987–present Genres Character comedy, observational comedy, physical comedy Subject(s) Everyday life, family, celebrities, stereotypes Spouse Jerry Dixon (2011–present) Notable works and roles Various in Chappelle's Show Anthony Marentino on Sex and the...
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I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

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I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you... →

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I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned... →

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I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

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I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

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I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

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In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right... →

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I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal... →

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I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

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Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

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I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

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Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

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