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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for... →
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on... →
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too... →
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!
I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.
You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is... →
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Tom Lehrer