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11 quotes by Merrill Markoe

Merrill Markoe Born (1948-08-13) August 13, 1948 (age 66) Occupation Author, screenwriter Alma mater University of California, Berkeley (B.A. in Art 1970; M.A. in 1972) Notable works Late Night with David Letterman Notable awards Four Emmy Awards Website www.merrillmarkoe.com Merrill Markoe (born August 13, 1948)[citation needed] is an American author, Emmy Award-winning television writer, and sometime standup comedian.
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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of... →

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Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding... →

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A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

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Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid... →

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A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset... →

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It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.

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Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

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No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

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Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you... →

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I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.

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