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35 quotes by Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black (born Michael Ian Schwartz; August 12, 1971) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and director. He has starred in several TV comedy series, including The State, Ed, Viva Variety, Stella, and Michael & Michael Have Issues. He is also a poker player, appearing on Celebrity Poker Showdown several times. He released a children's book, Chicken Cheeks, in 2009.
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The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a... →

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I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as... →

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I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons.' Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll... →

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Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.

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Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

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There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not... →

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All the work that I do, whether or not it ends up being commercially successful or not, feels like the most important thing to me while I'm doing... →

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I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

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I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards.

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I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.

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Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

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Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our... →

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My absolute favorite growing up was 'Super Friends.' The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was... →

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