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13 quotes by Mickey Rivers

MLB debut August 4, 1970 for the California Angels Last MLB appearance September 30, 1984 for the Texas Rangers Career statistics Batting average .295 Hits 1,660 Runs batted in 499 Teams California Angels (1970–1975) New York Yankees (1976–1979) Texas Rangers (1979–1984) Career highlights and awards All-Star (1976) 2× World Series champion (1977, 1978) John Milton "Mickey" Rivers (born October 31, 1948) is an...
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I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over... →

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Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

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I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

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What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

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My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

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We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

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He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

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Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

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He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

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These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

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