Mike Birbiglia (born June 20, 1978) is an American comedian, writer, actor and director. Read full biography of Mike Birbiglia →
Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from them... →
After I perform 'My Girlfriend's Boyfriend,' it takes a lot out of me emotionally; and, at the end of it, I feel like I know the audience... →
I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat.... →
I'm unable to do the thing that Broadway actors do in plays, sometimes for years. The same exact blocking, the same exact lines. I'm a little... →
If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all... →
In real life, I first started sleep walking in high school because that was when this concept of getting into college first appeared. I had this... →
Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook, which I don't, and as though I was going to... →
Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that... →
When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do; I should write... →
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of... →
I always live tweet 'SNL.'
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.